Funny Birthday Card Near Christmas Text with Baubles

A funny birthday card for anyone unlucky enough to have a birthday near Christmas. The front features a dark green festive background with snowflakes and hanging baubles, with bold white text: “YOUR BIRTHDAY IS NEAR CHRISTMAS? THAT MUST SUCK HAHAHAHAHA”. This is an A5 portrait card (approx. 148 x 210 mm folded), printed on premium thick 360gsm card. It comes with a red envelope and is designed and printed in the UK. Inside message (fixed text): “ANOTHER YEAR OLDER. STILL NOT WISER.”