A rude funny Christmas card for anyone who appreciates a bit of boozy festive humour. The front shows an elderly couple sitting on a pink sofa holding bottles, with a Christmas tree, presents and a wreath above, alongside a very cheeky line about getting totally sh*t balls drunk before lunch. This is an A5 portrait card (approx. 148 x 210 mm folded), printed on premium thick 360gsm card and supplied with a red envelope. Designed and printed in the UK. Inside message (fixed): “Merry Christmas! Enjoy every minute.”