Bring some adult humour to Christmas with this rude, funny card. The front features a cartoon of Santa holding his list beside a drunk couple on the floor with bottles, glasses and colourful Christmas lights, alongside the text: “He sees you when you're drinking, He knows when you're sh*t faced.” Size: A5 portrait (approx. 148 x 210 mm folded) Card: Premium thick 360gsm Envelope: Red envelope included Inside message (fixed): “Merry Christmas! Eat, drink and be jolly!” Designed and printed in the UK.