Make them laugh with this cheeky A5 portrait greeting card featuring two cute scarf-wearing deer and the rude pun: “I NEARLY DIDN'T BUY YOU THIS CARD BECAUSE IT WAS TWO F*CKING DEER.” A speech bubble adds “YOU'RE WORTH IT!” Inside message (printed): “Hope your day is full of cheer! You totally deserve it.” Printed on premium thick 360gsm card and supplied with a red envelope. Designed and printed in the UK. Size: A5 portrait (approx. 148 x 210 mm folded).